One day there was a chocolate cake that ran away because all the kids were licking it. So it ran into the woods and stayed there. The animals didnt bother it because they were scared of it. It had birthday candles on top and it looked a bit scary. So the animals kept their distance.
Soon the cake began to feel hungry. So it thought it would sneak into the village and get some food. But it didnt know it was food itself. So it tippytoed into the village and tried to get food. But some kids saw it and tried to lick it. The cake got afraid again and ran back into the forest.
But soon it got hungry again, so it tippytoed back when the kids were in school. It went into a house and saw a bowl of cereal. Just when it was about to take it, a kid came in - he had not gone to school because he was sick. So the cake ran away again.
Then it thought, let me at least drink some water from the pond. So it went to the pond and just when it was drinking water, a lady came and said: "Hey, you a cake?" and she took a finger and stuck in the cake and licked it and said "You're yummy". What? said the cake. Are you eating me? Yes, said the woman, "you're tasty". Hey, said the cake, "You're eating me? I'm going to eat me!"
So chomp chomp chomp chomp chomp, the cake ate itself. One half of the cake ate the other half and the eaten half came back on the other side and the cake became full again!
Now he got confident. So he'd go into the village and taunt the kids: Hey kids, wanna eat some cake? Yes, they'd say. Oh yeah? well, come and get me, he'd say; and run off into the forest straight into a lion's den. The lion was scared of him bcos he looked scary, and the kids were super scared of the lion. Sometimes, he'd be cornered by kids who'd say: We're gonna eat you up, cake. And he'd say: oh yeah? you're gonna eat me? I'M gonna eat me! And he'd eat himself and come back as a full cake again.
Everyone was scared of him and they called him King Cake.
The end.
