Monday, December 30, 2013

Two bedtime stories from Dec 2013

Tonight's short story:
One day a dog named Tommy was walking along. He saw a monkey and asked: "Hi can we be friends?".
Sure, said the monkey.
So Tommy asked: Whats your name?
The monkey said: "Supermonkey"
T: Why supermonkey?
M: Because I can fly?
T: Really? Show me.

So the monkey got down from the tree, wrapped its tail around the bottom and started walking away from the tree. When it was really far from the tree, it said:
See how tight my tail is?
Tommy twanged the tail and said: Yes it is tight.

The monkey then let go of the tree and TWANGG was catapulted into the air, really far away; but he came back like a boomerang, landed near the dog and said:

See? Wasnt that great?
T: yes, it really was. Can I come too?
M: Sure, I've never done it before, but we can try.

So he wound his tail again and walked far from the tree. Then at the last minute he picked up the dog and TWANGG flew far away. On the way back, the landing was bumpy but the did come back.

T: That was fun. Let's do it again!
M: Ok.

So they did it 50 times, went home, ate food and fell asleep.
THE END

Story from a few days ago

One day, a penguin was cooking on a beach. Suddenly a polar bear came to it and asked: Do you want to go hunting? Yes, said the penguin. So they went to africa to hunt elephants and lions. What about the cooking stuff, you ask (as A2 did)? Well, a hermit crab came and continued cooking. And since he liked the cooking, he took the grill home. So now wherever the crab goes its walk a little, TONGG, walk a little, TONGG :))

Anyway, penguin and the polar bear reached the forest and searched for elephants and lions. Suddenly they saw elepants and lions were dancing. The bear instantly was turned on and started dancing, but the penguin didnt dance bcos the music was not formal. He said with his coat, he needed formal music. Suddenly formal music started to play and the penguin started to dance as well. So afterwards they told the elephants and lions that they came to hunt them but they seem very nice.

You should not hunt us, you should hunt the mice, said the elephants and lions. They get into our ears, so we're afraid of them, said the elephants. They gnaw at our claws and make them weak, said the lions. So the penguin and polar bear went looking for the mice.

The came to a waterfall and something jumped into the water. It was the king of the mice. When they cornered him, he said they are actually doing a service to the elephants and lions. They clean the ears of the elephants and sharpen the claws of the lions. So the penguin and polar bear went back and told the elephants and lions, and everyone was happy.

Then the king of the mice said, since everyone is happy, let's have some good food. I know a friend who can cook well.

You know who that was?..... The hermit crab with the penguin's cooking things.TONGG!

Yum yum yum yum delicioso!