Two kids... triple the work

When A1 and A2 get together, the BP around here rises substantially. A1 loves A2 to bits and her way of showing it is by hugging him, kissing him, licking his face, biting his hand and trying to carrying him. Carrying him is the most worrisome.. she handles him like a sack of potatoes. Mostly A2 is quite sportive, but when the attentions get too persistent he has no qualms about expressing his displeasure.